Legal clause: Don't do anything illegal or in violation of the
Forumotion ToS. If you do, it's not up to us whether or not we punish
you. We have to or we get in trouble. We try to punish as
liberally as possible, but if you post something highly illegal, we
can't be responsible for you any more.
Tard clause: Use proper spelling, (Or as close to it as you can get. We understand that you
occasionally will make a typographical error.) have decorum, and at
least act like you have some sense where it is asked. In the "crap" forum, you can pretty much do whatever you want within the limits of law and the ToS, as this rule doesn't apply.